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@@ -134,13 +134,6 @@ DON'T PUT http://172.16.100.107/ IN YOUR URLS, YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKMONKEYS
 
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-| priviledged positions? What privilege? The honour of working harder
-| than most people for absolutely no recognition?
-
-Manoj Srivastava <srivasta@debian.org> in <87lln8aqfm.fsf@glaurung.internal.golden-gryphon.com>
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 <elmo_h> you could just r00t klecker through [...] and do it yourself
 <mdz> heh
 <mdz> I think there's a bit in the DMUP about that
@@ -241,20 +234,6 @@ Next week on "When Good Buildds Go Bad"[...]
 
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-From: Andrew Morton <akpm@osdl.org>
-Subject: 2.6.6-mm5
-To: linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org
-Date: Sat, 22 May 2004 01:36:36 -0700
-X-Mailer: Sylpheed version 0.9.7 (GTK+ 1.2.10; i386-redhat-linux-gnu)
-
-[...]
-
-  Although this feature has been around for a while it is new code, and the
-  usual cautions apply.  If it munches all your files please tell Jens and
-  he'll type them in again for you.
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-
 From: Randall Donald <ftpmaster@debian.org>
 Subject: foo_3.4-1_i386.changes REJECTED
 To: John Doe <jdoe@debian.org>
@@ -340,3 +319,42 @@ Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
 <bdale> Well I didn't let him speak....
 
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+<helix> elmo: I can't believe people pay you to fix computers
+
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+<mhy> I wish they wouldnt leave biscuits out, thats just tempting. Damnit.
+
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+
+<Ganneff> WARNING 2012-08-27 20:16:19 Got unexpected notice from ChanServ on OFTC:
+<Ganneff>         IrcMsg(prefix="ChanServ!services@services.oftc.net", command="NOTICE",
+<Ganneff>         args=('dak', '[#debian-ftp] "hello, have you tried rebooting? Didn\'t
+<Ganneff>         work? Have you tried ignoring it?"')).
+<Ganneff> hihi
+<DktrKranz> actually, we could patch that notice to be "Have you tried to turn it off and on again", a-la-IT-Crowd
+<Ganneff> yeah well, but we dont want them to turn the archive off and on again
+<Ganneff> thats MY job, damn you.
+<Ganneff> i turn off cron
+<Ganneff> and forget to turn it back on
+<Ganneff> me mine my job
+<DktrKranz> may I call you Roy then?
+<Ganneff> may i kick you?
+<Ganneff> im not a geek. im married and have a son. nono geek no.
+
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+<taffit> Hi, http://ftp-master.debian.org/deferred.html is a bit outated
+<Ganneff> yes, DktrKranz broke the code.
+<DktrKranz> nope
+<DktrKranz> it's dak's fault!
+<Ganneff> never ever.
+<Ganneff> must be you
+<jcristau> bad dak
+<Ganneff> rule 1: dak is never at fault.
+<Ganneff> rule 2: ftpmasters are always right. may cancel rule 1.
+<Ganneff> rule 3: see above.
+<ansgar> The bot is innocent!
+<DktrKranz> rule 0: there are no rules!
+* DktrKranz hides