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 <neuro> i didn't slam today's dinstall too badly, did I?
-<elmo>   File "/org/ftp.debian.org/katie/kelly", line 608, in main
+<elmo>   File "/org/ftp.debian.org/dak/process_accepted.py", line 608, in main
 <elmo>     sys.stderr.write("Installed %d package %s, %s.\n" % (install_count, sets, utils.size_type(int(install_bytes))));
 <elmo> OverflowError: float too large to convert
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+"The Hurd's design is so secure that it makes firewalls immoral IMHO." -- Jeroen Dekkers
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+<helix> I bought some foam soap for kids the other day and only
+        realized it had an elmo picture on it when I got home
+<helix> now I can't use it because I feel perverted
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+<helix> hm hilarity did not ensue
+<helix> with my laundry
+<helix> I washed it with bubble bath :|
+<neuro> *snork*
+<helix> well, nothing bad happened; but my clothes also don't smell like 
+        cinnamon buns, like I'd hoped
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+<bdale> I thought Jeroen's comment was interesting...
+<aj> What was that?
+<bdale> Well I didn't let him speak....
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+<helix> elmo: I can't believe people pay you to fix computers
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+<mhy> I often wonder if we should use NSA bot or something instead and get dinstall to send emails telling us about its progress :-)
+<mhy> dinstall: I'm processing openoffice
+<mhy> dinstall: I'm choking, please help me
+<Ganneff> yeah. get floods in here, for 600 accepted packages.
+<mhy> hehe
+<Ganneff> im not sure the other opers will like it if i oper up the bot, just so it can flood faster
+<mhy> flood all debian related channels
+<mhy> just to be safe
+<Ganneff> /msg #debian-* dinstall: starting
+<Ganneff> more interesting would be the first message in #debian, the next in #d-devel, then #d-qa
+<Ganneff> and expect people to monitor all.
+<Ganneff> i bet we have enough debian channels to at least put the timestamps in seperate channels each
+<Ganneff> and if not  -  we can make it go multi-network
+<Ganneff> first oftc, then opn, then ircnet, then - we will find some. quakenet anyone?
+<mhy> I should know better than to give you ideas
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+<mhy> !!!!11111iiiiiioneoneoneone
+<dak> mhy: Error: "!!!11111iiiiiioneoneoneone" is not a valid command.
+<mhy> dak: oh shut up
+<dak> mhy: Error: "oh" is not a valid command.