alyson - sync's the ISC-style configuration file with the SQL DB
+andrea - looks for fixable descrepancies between stable and unstable
catherine - poolifies packages; i.e. moves them from legacy dists/ locations into the pool
charisma - generates Maintainers files used by e.g. the Debian BTS
+christina - ???
claire - generates compatability symlink tree for legacy dists/ locations
heidi - manipulates suite tags; i.e. removes/adds packages from any given suite
jenna - generates lists of files in suites which are then fed to apt-ftparchive
melanie - archive maintenance tool; removes packages from the distribution
natalie - manpiulates override entries
neve - populates the SQL database
+rene - check for obsolete or duplicated binary packages and duplicate source packages
rhona - cleans old packages out of the pool and the database
shania - cleans cruft from incoming
tea - sanity checks the database
+ziyi - creates Release files
-With apologies to Alyson Hannigan, Catherine Zeta Jones, Charisma
-Carpenter, Claire Daines, Heidi Klum, Jenna Elfman, Katie Holmes,
-Madison Michele, Melanie Sykes, Natalie Portman, Neve Campbell, Rhona
-Mitre, Shania Twain and Tea Leoni.
+With apologies to Alyson Hannigan, Andrea Corr, Catherine Zeta Jones,
+Charisma Carpenter, Christina Aguilera, Claire Daines, Heidi Klum,
+Jenna Elfman, Katie Holmes, Madison Michele, Melanie Sykes, Natalie
+Portman, Neve Campbell, Rene O'Connor, Rhona Mitre, Shania Twain, Tea
+Leoni and Ziyi Zhang.