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 Others
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+  o rene should check for source packages not building any binaries
+
+  o heidi should have a diff mode that accepts diff output!
+
+  o halle doesn't deal with melanie'd packages, partial replacements
+   etc. and more.
+
+  o lauren, the tramp, blindly deletes with no check that the delete
+   failed which it might well given we only look for package/version,
+   not package/version _in p-u_.  duh.
+
+  o melanie should remove obsolete changes when removing from p-u, or
+   at least warn.  or halle should handle it.
+
+  o need a testsuite _badly_
+
+  o lisa should have an Bitch-Then-Accept option
+
   o jennifer crashes if run as a user in -n mode when orig.tar.gz is
    in queue/new...
 
@@ -427,3 +445,77 @@ Possible Quotes:
 | <eigood> no need to be hostile
 | <Joy> eigood: he told you he's too busy and you kept bugging him. take
 |       a hint :)
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<mstone> bwahahaha. Dear "security@debian.org" Thank you for your
+         email about "[SECURITY] [DSA-403-1] userland can access Linux
+         kernel memory" ...I need to filter out spam... To send email to
+         vhs@flexdesign.com please put "ducks" anywhere on your subject
+         line. ...Thanks, Bob...
+<mstone> I'll be sure to do that...
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<drow> Hmm, that was a nice short bug report.
+<drow> to submit@: "strdup(NULL) segfaults" to -done@: "Yes, go away"
+[...]
+<Kamion> how did he pass T&S? sheer bloody-mindedness?
+[...]
+<drow> Good attention to detail?
+<drow> Masking of psychopathic tendencies?
+* drow shrugs
+
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+
+http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=91696&cid=7890274
+
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+
+<Joy> argh.
+<Joy> i accidentally banned all mails to the bts that had 'ossi' in them
+<Joy> "possible" etc
+
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+
+<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/2003/12/24/>
+
+Wednesday, December 24th, 2003
+3:34 pm        
+Dear PC World,
+
+1) The most common chipset used in Pentium-II machines is the Intel 440BX. It is also relatively common in slower P-IIIs, and is approximately identical to the 440MX (a one-chip version aimed at laptops).
+
+2) The 440BX has the interesting feature of only being able to address up to 128MBit density RAM. This is a relatively widely known issue.
+
+3) Simple maths suggests that if you have a 128MB DIMM with 4 chips on it, they are likely to be 256MBit parts.
+
+4) Marking said DIMMs as being suitable for Pentium-IIs is therefore really indescribably stupid, you wankwits. Please fuck off and die in a great big chemical fire before I get back there to beat you.
+
+Love,
+
+Matthew.
+
+PS,
+
+Die. No, really. 
+
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+
+<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/2003/11/12/>
+
+Wednesday, November 12th, 2003
+2:43 am        
+It's true that you learn something new every day. Yesterday I discovered that playdough is electrically conductive. I also discovered that RAM becomes unhappy if all of its pins are joined together with electrically conductive material.
+
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+
+<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/2003/11/03/>
+
+Monday, November 3rd, 2003
+3:13 pm        
+Hint to people attempting to sell things online:
+
+DON'T PUT http://172.16.100.107/ IN YOUR URLS, YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKMONKEYS 
+
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