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-| <mdz_> SirDibos: that sentence sounds like it wants to be a bug report when it grows up
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-| From: Andrew Morton <akpm@osdl.org>
-| Subject: Re: Linux 2.6.0-test1 Ext3 Ooops. Reboot needed.
-| To: Ricardo Galli <gallir@uib.es>
-| Cc: linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org
-| Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 14:27:20 -0700
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-| Ricardo Galli <gallir@uib.es> wrote:
-| >
-| > "File alteration monitor", from Debian.
-|
-| OK.
-|
-| > $ apt-cache show fam
-|
-| I was attacked by dselect as a small child and have since avoided debian.
-| Is there a tarball anywhere?
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-| From: Bob Hilliard <hilliard@debian.org>
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-| In my experience, James has been very responsive, albeit not
-| verbose, to reasonable questions/requests that don't start out saying
-| "James is a bum - throw him out".
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-| <eigood> Kamion: are you too busy to look at my generic
-| include/exclude stuff for the bts yet?
-| <Kamion> eigood: expect me to be busy for about the next week at this
-| rate
-| <eigood> my %field_match = (
-| <eigood> 'subject' => \&contains_field_match,
-| <eigood> 'severity' => \&exact_field_match,
-| <eigood> that's how it works, basically
-| <eigood> I'm a big fan of callbacks
-| [...]
-| <eigood> Kamion: how do you feel about having
-| per-bug/per-package/per-source notes support in the bts?
-| <Kamion> eigood: as I said five minutes ago, I really don't have time
-| to think about it right now, sorry
-| <Kamion> here, maybe it would be clearer if I /part
-| <-- Kamion (~cjwatson@host81-129-36-235.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has left #debian-devel (too busy. no, really.)
-| <eigood> no need to be hostile
-| <Joy> eigood: he told you he's too busy and you kept bugging him. take
-| a hint :)
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-<mstone> bwahahaha. Dear "security@debian.org" Thank you for your
- email about "[SECURITY] [DSA-403-1] userland can access Linux
- kernel memory" ...I need to filter out spam... To send email to
- vhs@flexdesign.com please put "ducks" anywhere on your subject
- line. ...Thanks, Bob...
-<mstone> I'll be sure to do that...
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-<drow> Hmm, that was a nice short bug report.
-<drow> to submit@: "strdup(NULL) segfaults" to -done@: "Yes, go away"
-[...]
-<Kamion> how did he pass T&S? sheer bloody-mindedness?
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-<drow> Good attention to detail?
-<drow> Masking of psychopathic tendencies?
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-<DanielS> the people love me
-<Joy> like pneumonia
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-test.c:5: `long long long' is too long for GCC
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-http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=91696&cid=7890274
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-<Joy> argh.
-<Joy> i accidentally banned all mails to the bts that had 'ossi' in them
-<Joy> "possible" etc
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-<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/2003/12/24/>
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-Wednesday, December 24th, 2003
-3:34 pm
-Dear PC World,
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-1) The most common chipset used in Pentium-II machines is the Intel 440BX. It is also relatively common in slower P-IIIs, and is approximately identical to the 440MX (a one-chip version aimed at laptops).
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-2) The 440BX has the interesting feature of only being able to address up to 128MBit density RAM. This is a relatively widely known issue.
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-3) Simple maths suggests that if you have a 128MB DIMM with 4 chips on it, they are likely to be 256MBit parts.
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-4) Marking said DIMMs as being suitable for Pentium-IIs is therefore really indescribably stupid, you wankwits. Please fuck off and die in a great big chemical fire before I get back there to beat you.
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-Love,
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-Matthew.
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-PS,
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-Die. No, really.
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-<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/2003/11/12/>
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-Wednesday, November 12th, 2003
-2:43 am
-It's true that you learn something new every day. Yesterday I discovered that playdough is electrically conductive. I also discovered that RAM becomes unhappy if all of its pins are joined together with electrically conductive material.
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-<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/2003/11/03/>
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-Monday, November 3rd, 2003
-3:13 pm
-Hint to people attempting to sell things online: