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-<mstone> bwahahaha. Dear "security@debian.org" Thank you for your
- email about "[SECURITY] [DSA-403-1] userland can access Linux
- kernel memory" ...I need to filter out spam... To send email to
- vhs@flexdesign.com please put "ducks" anywhere on your subject
- line. ...Thanks, Bob...
-<mstone> I'll be sure to do that...
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-<drow> Hmm, that was a nice short bug report.
-<drow> to submit@: "strdup(NULL) segfaults" to -done@: "Yes, go away"
-[...]
-<Kamion> how did he pass T&S? sheer bloody-mindedness?
-[...]
-<drow> Good attention to detail?
-<drow> Masking of psychopathic tendencies?
-* drow shrugs
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-<DanielS> the people love me
-<Joy> like pneumonia
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-test.c:5: `long long long' is too long for GCC
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-http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=91696&cid=7890274
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-<Joy> argh.
-<Joy> i accidentally banned all mails to the bts that had 'ossi' in them
-<Joy> "possible" etc
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-<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/2003/12/24/>
-
-Wednesday, December 24th, 2003
-3:34 pm
-Dear PC World,
-
-1) The most common chipset used in Pentium-II machines is the Intel 440BX. It is also relatively common in slower P-IIIs, and is approximately identical to the 440MX (a one-chip version aimed at laptops).
-
-2) The 440BX has the interesting feature of only being able to address up to 128MBit density RAM. This is a relatively widely known issue.
-
-3) Simple maths suggests that if you have a 128MB DIMM with 4 chips on it, they are likely to be 256MBit parts.
-
-4) Marking said DIMMs as being suitable for Pentium-IIs is therefore really indescribably stupid, you wankwits. Please fuck off and die in a great big chemical fire before I get back there to beat you.
-
-Love,
-
-Matthew.
-
-PS,
-
-Die. No, really.
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-<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/2003/11/12/>
-
-Wednesday, November 12th, 2003
-2:43 am
-It's true that you learn something new every day. Yesterday I discovered that playdough is electrically conductive. I also discovered that RAM becomes unhappy if all of its pins are joined together with electrically conductive material.
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-<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/2003/11/03/>
-
-Monday, November 3rd, 2003
-3:13 pm
-Hint to people attempting to sell things online:
-
-DON'T PUT http://172.16.100.107/ IN YOUR URLS, YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKMONKEYS
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-| priviledged positions? What privilege? The honour of working harder
-| than most people for absolutely no recognition?
-
-Manoj Srivastava <srivasta@debian.org> in <87lln8aqfm.fsf@glaurung.internal.golden-gryphon.com>
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-<elmo_h> you could just r00t klecker through [...] and do it yourself
-<mdz> heh
-<mdz> I think there's a bit in the DMUP about that
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-<Yoe> well, thing is, he doesn't seem to understand you usually don't
- have the time to give everyone status updates when a fly moves a
- leg
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-
-In Soviet Russia...
-
-The cops arrest YOU for not showing papers. Wait, I didn't have to
-reverse it this time, what's going on?
-
-http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=97501&cid=8334726
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-<infinity> <shrug>... Messaging IRCops isn't the end of the world,
- unless its "/msg ircop I fucked your wife."
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