1 alyson - sync's the ISC-style configuration file with the SQL DB
2 amber - 'installer' wrapper for security team
3 andrea - looks for fixable descrepancies between stable and unstable
4 ashley - display the contents of a .katie file
5 catherine - poolifies packages; i.e. moves them from legacy dists/ locations into the pool
6 charisma - generates Maintainers files used by e.g. the Debian BTS
7 cindy - override cruft checker
8 claire - generates compatability symlink tree for legacy dists/ locations
9 denise - outputs the override tables to text files
10 fernanda - checker script for new packages in incoming
11 halle - removes obsolete .changes files from proposed-updates
12 heidi - manipulates suite tags; i.e. removes/adds packages from any given suite
13 helena - produces a report on NEW and BYHAND packages
14 jenna - generates lists of files in suites which are then fed to apt-ftparchive
15 jennifer - processes packages in incoming
16 jeri - basic dependency checking for proposed-updates
17 julia - Sync PostgreSQL users with (LDAP-generated) passwd file
18 katie - installs packages into the pool
19 lisa - processes NEW and BYHAND packages
20 madison - shows which suites a binary package is in
21 melanie - archive maintenance tool; removes packages from the distribution
22 natalie - manpiulates override entries
23 neve - populates the SQL database
24 rene - check for obsolete or duplicated binary packages and duplicate source packages
25 rhona - cleans old packages out of the pool and the database
26 saffron - stats pr0n generator
27 shania - cleans cruft from incoming
28 tea - sanity checks the database
29 ziyi - creates Release files
31 With apologies to Alyson Hannigan, Amber Benson, Andrea Corr, Ashley
32 Judd, Catherine Zeta Jones, Charisma Carpenter, Cindy Crawford,
33 Claire Forlani, Denise Richards, Fernanda Tervares, Halle Berry,
34 Heidi Klum, Helena Christensen, Jenna Elfman, Jennifer Lopez, Jeri
35 Ryan, Julia Roberts, Katie Holmes, Lisa Falkner, Madison Michele,
36 Melanie Sykes, Natalie Portman, Neve Campbell, Rene O'Connor, Rhona
37 Mitra, Saffron Burrows, Shania Twain, Tea Leoni and Ziyi Zhang.
42 Christina (Aguilera) [lene]
43 Emily (Mortimer) [lene]
45 Lonneke (Engel) [lene]
46 Louise (Nurding) [lene]
50 Michelle (Yeoh) [joey]
51 Courtney (Cox) [neuro]
52 Sandra (Bullock) [neuro]
54 Linda [python lintian]
55 Kate [kde text editor]
57 Possible Future Candidates:
58 ---------------------------
83 Rebecca (Romijn-Stamos)
91 Tiffani (Amber Thiesen)