1 alyson - syncs the ISC-style configuration file with the SQL DB
2 amber - 'installer' wrapper for security team
3 andrea - looks for fixable descrepancies between stable and unstable
4 ashley - display the contents of a .katie file
5 catherine - poolifies packages; i.e. moves them from legacy dists/ locations into the pool
6 charisma - generates Maintainers files used by e.g. the Debian BTS
7 cindy - override cruft checker
8 claire - generates compatability symlink tree for legacy dists/ locations
9 denise - outputs the override tables to text files
10 fernanda - checker script for new packages in incoming
11 halle - removes obsolete .changes files from proposed-updates
12 heidi - manipulates suite tags; i.e. removes/adds packages from any given suite
13 helena - produces a report on NEW and BYHAND packages
14 jenna - generates lists of files in suites which are then fed to apt-ftparchive
15 jennifer - processes packages in incoming
16 jeri - basic dependency checking for proposed-updates
17 julia - Sync PostgreSQL users with (LDAP-generated) passwd file
18 katie - common code used by lisa, jennifer, kelly and others
19 kelly - installs packages into the pool
20 lisa - processes NEW and BYHAND packages
21 madison - shows which suites a package is in
22 melanie - removes packages from suites
23 natalie - manpiulates/list override entries
24 neve - populates the SQL database
25 rene - check for obsolete or duplicated packages
26 rose - initial setup of an archive
27 rhona - cleans unused/superseded packages out of the pool and the database
28 saffron - stats pr0n generator
29 shania - cleans cruft from incoming
30 tea - various sanity checks of the database and archive
31 ziyi - creates Release files
33 With apologies to Alyson Hannigan, Amber Benson, Andrea Corr, Ashley
34 Judd, Catherine Zeta Jones, Charisma Carpenter, Cindy Crawford,
35 Claire Forlani, Denise Richards, Fernanda Tavares, Halle Berry, Heidi
36 Klum, Helena Christensen, Jenna Elfman, Jennifer Lopez, Jeri Ryan,
37 Julia Roberts, Katie Holmes, Kelly Brook, Lisa Falkner, Madison
38 Michele, Melanie Sykes, Natalie Portman, Neve Campbell, Rene
39 O'Connor, Rose McGowan, Rhona Mitra, Saffron Burrows, Shania Twain,
40 Tea Leoni and Ziyi Zhang.
45 Christina (Aguilera) [lene]
46 Emily (Mortimer) [lene]
48 Lonneke (Engel) [lene]
49 Louise (Nurding) [lene]
53 Michelle (Yeoh) [joey]
54 Courtney (Cox) [neuro]
55 Sandra (Bullock) [neuro]
57 Linda (Evangelista) [python lintian]
58 Jane (Fonda) [linda over the entire archive]
59 Lucy (Lawless) [files from jane -> html]
61 Kate [kde text editor]
63 Possible Future Candidates:
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103 Rebecca (Romijn-Stamos)
114 Tiffani (Amber Thiesen)