1 alicia - make microchanges or microqueries of the overrides
2 alyson - syncs the ISC-style configuration file with the SQL DB
3 amber - 'installer' wrapper for security team
4 andrea - looks for fixable descrepancies between stable and unstable
5 ashley - display the contents of a .katie file
6 billie - split a pool/ftp-site/whatever by architecture groups
7 catherine - poolifies packages; i.e. moves them from legacy dists/ locations into the pool
8 charisma - generates Maintainers files used by e.g. the Debian BTS
9 cindy - override cruft checker
10 claire - generates compatability symlink tree for legacy dists/ locations [obsolete]
11 denise - outputs the override tables to text files
12 emilie - syncs fingerprint and uid tables with a Debian LDAP DB
13 fernanda - checker script for new packages in incoming
14 halle - removes obsolete .changes files from proposed-updates
15 heidi - manipulates suite tags; i.e. removes/adds packages from any given suite
16 helena - produces a report on NEW and BYHAND packages
17 jenna - generates lists of files in suites which are then fed to apt-ftparchive
18 jennifer - processes packages in incoming
19 jeri - basic dependency checking for proposed-updates
20 julia - Sync PostgreSQL users with (LDAP-generated) passwd file
21 katie - common code used by lisa, jennifer, kelly and others
22 kelly - installs packages into the pool
23 lauren - manually reject packages from proposed-updates
24 lisa - processes NEW and BYHAND packages
25 madison - shows which suites a package is in
26 melanie - removes packages from suites
27 natalie - manpiulates/list override entries
28 neve - populates the SQL database
29 nina - split queue/done into a date-based directory structure
30 rene - check for obsolete or duplicated packages
31 rose - initial setup of an archive
32 rosamund - check for users with no packages in the archive
33 rhona - cleans unused/superseded packages out of the pool and the database
34 saffron - stats pr0n generator
35 shania - cleans cruft from incoming
36 tea - various sanity checks of the database and archive
37 ziyi - creates Release files
39 With apologies to Alicia Silverstone, Alyson Hannigan, Amber Benson,
40 Andrea Corr, Ashley Judd, Catherine Zeta Jones, Charisma Carpenter,
41 Cindy Crawford, Claire Forlani, Denise Richards, Emilie de Ravin,
42 Fernanda Tavares, Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, Helena Christensen, Jenna
43 Elfman, Jennifer Lopez, Jeri Ryan, Julia Roberts, Katie Holmes, Kelly
44 Brook, Lauren Lee Smith, Lisa Falkner, Madison Michele, Melanie Sykes,
45 Natalie Portman, Neve Campbell, Nina Garbiras, Rene Russo, Rosamund Pike, Rose
46 McGowan, Rhona Mitra, Saffron Burrows, Shania Twain, Tea Leoni and
52 Christina (Aguilera) [lene]
53 Emily (Mortimer) [lene]
55 Lonneke (Engel) [lene]
56 Louise (Nurding) [lene]
60 Michelle (Yeoh) [joey]
61 Courtney (Cox) [neuro]
62 Sandra (Bullock) [neuro]
64 Linda (Evangelista) [python lintian]
65 Jane (Fonda) [linda over the entire archive]
66 Lucy (Lawless) [files from jane -> html]
68 Kate (Hudson, Beckinsale, Winslet) [kde text editor]
70 Amanda (Peet) [Backup software]
85 Possible Future Candidates
86 ==========================
133 Rebecca (Romijn-Stamos)
145 Tiffani (Amber Thiesen)