1 alyson - syncs the ISC-style configuration file with the SQL DB
2 amber - 'installer' wrapper for security team
3 andrea - looks for fixable descrepancies between stable and unstable
4 ashley - display the contents of a .katie file
5 catherine - poolifies packages; i.e. moves them from legacy dists/ locations into the pool
6 charisma - generates Maintainers files used by e.g. the Debian BTS
7 cindy - override cruft checker
8 claire - generates compatability symlink tree for legacy dists/ locations
9 denise - outputs the override tables to text files
10 emilie - syncs fingerprint and uid tables with a Debian LDAP DB
11 fernanda - checker script for new packages in incoming
12 halle - removes obsolete .changes files from proposed-updates
13 heidi - manipulates suite tags; i.e. removes/adds packages from any given suite
14 helena - produces a report on NEW and BYHAND packages
15 jenna - generates lists of files in suites which are then fed to apt-ftparchive
16 jennifer - processes packages in incoming
17 jeri - basic dependency checking for proposed-updates
18 julia - Sync PostgreSQL users with (LDAP-generated) passwd file
19 katie - common code used by lisa, jennifer, kelly and others
20 kelly - installs packages into the pool
21 lauren - manually reject packages from proposed-updates
22 lisa - processes NEW and BYHAND packages
23 madison - shows which suites a package is in
24 melanie - removes packages from suites
25 natalie - manpiulates/list override entries
26 neve - populates the SQL database
27 rene - check for obsolete or duplicated packages
28 rose - initial setup of an archive
29 rhona - cleans unused/superseded packages out of the pool and the database
30 saffron - stats pr0n generator
31 shania - cleans cruft from incoming
32 tea - various sanity checks of the database and archive
33 ziyi - creates Release files
35 With apologies to Alyson Hannigan, Amber Benson, Andrea Corr, Ashley
36 Judd, Catherine Zeta Jones, Charisma Carpenter, Cindy Crawford,
37 Claire Forlani, Denise Richards, Emilie de Ravin, Fernanda Tavares,
38 Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, Helena Christensen, Jenna Elfman, Jennifer
39 Lopez, Jeri Ryan, Julia Roberts, Katie Holmes, Kelly Brook, Lauren
40 Lee Smith, Lisa Falkner, Madison Michele, Melanie Sykes, Natalie
41 Portman, Neve Campbell, Rene O'Connor, Rose McGowan, Rhona Mitra,
42 Saffron Burrows, Shania Twain, Tea Leoni and Ziyi Zhang.
47 Christina (Aguilera) [lene]
48 Emily (Mortimer) [lene]
50 Lonneke (Engel) [lene]
51 Louise (Nurding) [lene]
55 Michelle (Yeoh) [joey]
56 Courtney (Cox) [neuro]
57 Sandra (Bullock) [neuro]
59 Linda (Evangelista) [python lintian]
60 Jane (Fonda) [linda over the entire archive]
61 Lucy (Lawless) [files from jane -> html]
63 Kate [kde text editor]
65 Possible Future Candidates:
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104 Rebecca (Romijn-Stamos)
115 Tiffani (Amber Thiesen)