X-Git-Url: https://git.decadent.org.uk/gitweb/?p=dak.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=docs%2FREADME.quotes;h=a59874611e073b411ecb150145f4bb77fad57736;hp=e531a241e5a41723bd2c3098e9c7ff5b797a2fc6;hb=026bdb9580e6d18bf504d2f44d46890df5d89f1a;hpb=309233a4f2c52af8fc59d0e50ab119570e77bfb3 diff --git a/docs/README.quotes b/docs/README.quotes index e531a241..a5987461 100644 --- a/docs/README.quotes +++ b/docs/README.quotes @@ -134,13 +134,6 @@ DON'T PUT http://172.16.100.107/ IN YOUR URLS, YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKMONKEYS %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -| priviledged positions? What privilege? The honour of working harder -| than most people for absolutely no recognition? - -Manoj Srivastava in <87lln8aqfm.fsf@glaurung.internal.golden-gryphon.com> - -%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% - you could just r00t klecker through [...] and do it yourself heh I think there's a bit in the DMUP about that @@ -241,20 +234,6 @@ Next week on "When Good Buildds Go Bad"[...] %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -From: Andrew Morton -Subject: 2.6.6-mm5 -To: linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org -Date: Sat, 22 May 2004 01:36:36 -0700 -X-Mailer: Sylpheed version 0.9.7 (GTK+ 1.2.10; i386-redhat-linux-gnu) - -[...] - - Although this feature has been around for a while it is new code, and the - usual cautions apply. If it munches all your files please tell Jens and - he'll type them in again for you. - -%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% - From: Randall Donald Subject: foo_3.4-1_i386.changes REJECTED To: John Doe @@ -345,25 +324,37 @@ Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% - I often wonder if we should use NSA bot or something instead and get dinstall to send emails telling us about its progress :-) - dinstall: I'm processing openoffice - dinstall: I'm choking, please help me - yeah. get floods in here, for 600 accepted packages. - hehe - im not sure the other opers will like it if i oper up the bot, just so it can flood faster - flood all debian related channels - just to be safe - /msg #debian-* dinstall: starting - more interesting would be the first message in #debian, the next in #d-devel, then #d-qa - and expect people to monitor all. - i bet we have enough debian channels to at least put the timestamps in seperate channels each - and if not - we can make it go multi-network - first oftc, then opn, then ircnet, then - we will find some. quakenet anyone? - I should know better than to give you ideas + I wish they wouldnt leave biscuits out, thats just tempting. Damnit. + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + WARNING 2012-08-27 20:16:19 Got unexpected notice from ChanServ on OFTC: + IrcMsg(prefix="ChanServ!services@services.oftc.net", command="NOTICE", + args=('dak', '[#debian-ftp] "hello, have you tried rebooting? Didn\'t + work? Have you tried ignoring it?"')). + hihi + actually, we could patch that notice to be "Have you tried to turn it off and on again", a-la-IT-Crowd + yeah well, but we dont want them to turn the archive off and on again + thats MY job, damn you. + i turn off cron + and forget to turn it back on + me mine my job + may I call you Roy then? + may i kick you? + im not a geek. im married and have a son. nono geek no. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% - !!!!11111iiiiiioneoneoneone - mhy: Error: "!!!11111iiiiiioneoneoneone" is not a valid command. - dak: oh shut up - mhy: Error: "oh" is not a valid command. + Hi, http://ftp-master.debian.org/deferred.html is a bit outated + yes, DktrKranz broke the code. + nope + it's dak's fault! + never ever. + must be you + bad dak + rule 1: dak is never at fault. + rule 2: ftpmasters are always right. may cancel rule 1. + rule 3: see above. + The bot is innocent! + rule 0: there are no rules! +* DktrKranz hides