X-Git-Url: https://git.decadent.org.uk/gitweb/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=docs%2FREADME.quotes;h=ff6810f7e3475d32ced1003aaaad0549bffe0697;hb=99c872bc2990bb43daf30a12bffc23f6dfb074f9;hp=a188d59e71c314448c4c8ff7b0e83df250f911ad;hpb=dd866b48805fee669a51b57dd9434b4251cb81e3;p=dak.git diff --git a/docs/README.quotes b/docs/README.quotes index a188d59e..ff6810f7 100644 --- a/docs/README.quotes +++ b/docs/README.quotes @@ -310,7 +310,7 @@ Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% i didn't slam today's dinstall too badly, did I? - File "/org/ftp.debian.org/katie/kelly", line 608, in main + File "/org/ftp.debian.org/dak/process_accepted.py", line 608, in main sys.stderr.write("Installed %d package %s, %s.\n" % (install_count, sets, utils.size_type(int(install_bytes)))); OverflowError: float too large to convert @@ -325,3 +325,57 @@ Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. now I can't use it because I feel perverted %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + hm hilarity did not ensue + with my laundry + I washed it with bubble bath :| + *snork* + well, nothing bad happened; but my clothes also don't smell like + cinnamon buns, like I'd hoped + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + I thought Jeroen's comment was interesting... + What was that? + Well I didn't let him speak.... + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + elmo: I can't believe people pay you to fix computers + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + I wish they wouldnt leave biscuits out, thats just tempting. Damnit. + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + WARNING 2012-08-27 20:16:19 Got unexpected notice from ChanServ on OFTC: + IrcMsg(prefix="ChanServ!services@services.oftc.net", command="NOTICE", + args=('dak', '[#debian-ftp] "hello, have you tried rebooting? Didn\'t + work? Have you tried ignoring it?"')). + hihi + actually, we could patch that notice to be "Have you tried to turn it off and on again", a-la-IT-Crowd + yeah well, but we dont want them to turn the archive off and on again + thats MY job, damn you. + i turn off cron + and forget to turn it back on + me mine my job + may I call you Roy then? + may i kick you? + im not a geek. im married and have a son. nono geek no. + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + Hi, http://ftp-master.debian.org/deferred.html is a bit outated + yes, DktrKranz broke the code. + nope + it's dak's fault! + never ever. + must be you + bad dak + rule 1: dak is never at fault. + rule 2: ftpmasters are always right. may cancel rule 1. + rule 3: see above. + The bot is innocent! + rule 0: there are no rules! +* DktrKranz hides