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@@ -345,22 +345,37 @@ Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
 
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-<mhy> oh no, Ganneff has just corrected my english
+<mhy> I wish they wouldnt leave biscuits out, thats just tempting. Damnit.
 
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-<mhy> I often wonder if we should use NSA bot or something instead and get dinstall to send emails telling us about its progress :-)
-<mhy> dinstall: I'm processing openoffice
-<mhy> dinstall: I'm choking, please help me
-<Ganneff> yeah. get floods in here, for 600 accepted packages.
-<mhy> hehe
-<Ganneff> im not sure the other opers will like it if i oper up the bot, just so it can flood faster
-<mhy> flood all debian related channels
-<mhy> just to be safe
-<Ganneff> /msg #debian-* dinstall: starting
-<Ganneff> more interesting would be the first message in #debian, the next in #d-devel, then #d-qa
-<Ganneff> and expect people to monitor all.
-<Ganneff> i bet we have enough debian channels to at least put the timestamps in seperate channels each
-<Ganneff> and if not  -  we can make it go multi-network
-<Ganneff> first oftc, then opn, then ircnet, then - we will find some. quakenet anyone?
-<mhy> I should know better than to give you ideas
+<Ganneff> WARNING 2012-08-27 20:16:19 Got unexpected notice from ChanServ on OFTC:
+<Ganneff>         IrcMsg(prefix="ChanServ!services@services.oftc.net", command="NOTICE",
+<Ganneff>         args=('dak', '[#debian-ftp] "hello, have you tried rebooting? Didn\'t
+<Ganneff>         work? Have you tried ignoring it?"')).
+<Ganneff> hihi
+<DktrKranz> actually, we could patch that notice to be "Have you tried to turn it off and on again", a-la-IT-Crowd
+<Ganneff> yeah well, but we dont want them to turn the archive off and on again
+<Ganneff> thats MY job, damn you.
+<Ganneff> i turn off cron
+<Ganneff> and forget to turn it back on
+<Ganneff> me mine my job
+<DktrKranz> may I call you Roy then?
+<Ganneff> may i kick you?
+<Ganneff> im not a geek. im married and have a son. nono geek no.
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+<taffit> Hi, http://ftp-master.debian.org/deferred.html is a bit outated
+<Ganneff> yes, DktrKranz broke the code.
+<DktrKranz> nope
+<DktrKranz> it's dak's fault!
+<Ganneff> never ever.
+<Ganneff> must be you
+<jcristau> bad dak
+<Ganneff> rule 1: dak is never at fault.
+<Ganneff> rule 2: ftpmasters are always right. may cancel rule 1.
+<Ganneff> rule 3: see above.
+<ansgar> The bot is innocent!
+<DktrKranz> rule 0: there are no rules!
+* DktrKranz hides