X-Git-Url: https://git.decadent.org.uk/gitweb/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=docs%2FREADME.quotes;h=ff6810f7e3475d32ced1003aaaad0549bffe0697;hb=2de2a91cbde91f3ecef5475829f7620edd94a14b;hp=3568ae7ad519cbf90ea165cc9fd4705568fa0de0;hpb=8a56905adff9b3a342e2aa8e82388216da1d25e5;p=dak.git diff --git a/docs/README.quotes b/docs/README.quotes index 3568ae7a..ff6810f7 100644 --- a/docs/README.quotes +++ b/docs/README.quotes @@ -344,3 +344,38 @@ Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. elmo: I can't believe people pay you to fix computers %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + I wish they wouldnt leave biscuits out, thats just tempting. Damnit. + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + WARNING 2012-08-27 20:16:19 Got unexpected notice from ChanServ on OFTC: + IrcMsg(prefix="ChanServ!services@services.oftc.net", command="NOTICE", + args=('dak', '[#debian-ftp] "hello, have you tried rebooting? Didn\'t + work? Have you tried ignoring it?"')). + hihi + actually, we could patch that notice to be "Have you tried to turn it off and on again", a-la-IT-Crowd + yeah well, but we dont want them to turn the archive off and on again + thats MY job, damn you. + i turn off cron + and forget to turn it back on + me mine my job + may I call you Roy then? + may i kick you? + im not a geek. im married and have a son. nono geek no. + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + Hi, http://ftp-master.debian.org/deferred.html is a bit outated + yes, DktrKranz broke the code. + nope + it's dak's fault! + never ever. + must be you + bad dak + rule 1: dak is never at fault. + rule 2: ftpmasters are always right. may cancel rule 1. + rule 3: see above. + The bot is innocent! + rule 0: there are no rules! +* DktrKranz hides