X-Git-Url: https://git.decadent.org.uk/gitweb/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=docs%2FREADME.quotes;h=e531a241e5a41723bd2c3098e9c7ff5b797a2fc6;hb=b612f3da207fa0d75a5d3b204ac8f02bb244231a;hp=413cf6258f5129da9093505eb429771213d7df6d;hpb=f8352a5d65b401655ccd629b0587abecd0fabbac;p=dak.git diff --git a/docs/README.quotes b/docs/README.quotes index 413cf625..e531a241 100644 --- a/docs/README.quotes +++ b/docs/README.quotes @@ -310,6 +310,60 @@ Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% i didn't slam today's dinstall too badly, did I? - File "/org/ftp.debian.org/katie/kelly", line 608, in main + File "/org/ftp.debian.org/dak/process_accepted.py", line 608, in main sys.stderr.write("Installed %d package %s, %s.\n" % (install_count, sets, utils.size_type(int(install_bytes)))); OverflowError: float too large to convert + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + +"The Hurd's design is so secure that it makes firewalls immoral IMHO." -- Jeroen Dekkers + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + I bought some foam soap for kids the other day and only + realized it had an elmo picture on it when I got home + now I can't use it because I feel perverted + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + hm hilarity did not ensue + with my laundry + I washed it with bubble bath :| + *snork* + well, nothing bad happened; but my clothes also don't smell like + cinnamon buns, like I'd hoped + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + I thought Jeroen's comment was interesting... + What was that? + Well I didn't let him speak.... + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + elmo: I can't believe people pay you to fix computers + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + I often wonder if we should use NSA bot or something instead and get dinstall to send emails telling us about its progress :-) + dinstall: I'm processing openoffice + dinstall: I'm choking, please help me + yeah. get floods in here, for 600 accepted packages. + hehe + im not sure the other opers will like it if i oper up the bot, just so it can flood faster + flood all debian related channels + just to be safe + /msg #debian-* dinstall: starting + more interesting would be the first message in #debian, the next in #d-devel, then #d-qa + and expect people to monitor all. + i bet we have enough debian channels to at least put the timestamps in seperate channels each + and if not - we can make it go multi-network + first oftc, then opn, then ircnet, then - we will find some. quakenet anyone? + I should know better than to give you ideas + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + !!!!11111iiiiiioneoneoneone + mhy: Error: "!!!11111iiiiiioneoneoneone" is not a valid command. + dak: oh shut up + mhy: Error: "oh" is not a valid command.