X-Git-Url: https://git.decadent.org.uk/gitweb/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=docs%2FREADME.quotes;h=9f818a5fd2b19b8180845aee1997943fb8cd2b02;hb=49699d61d065deb2f4918deb44d37504be38cb2f;hp=4004c5b01605125d401ec7b62d98b83cec12bf85;hpb=c0462dd57e958b696496bfa96de4cbaa8ffc28f1;p=dak.git diff --git a/docs/README.quotes b/docs/README.quotes index 4004c5b0..9f818a5f 100644 --- a/docs/README.quotes +++ b/docs/README.quotes @@ -134,13 +134,6 @@ DON'T PUT http://172.16.100.107/ IN YOUR URLS, YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKMONKEYS %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -| priviledged positions? What privilege? The honour of working harder -| than most people for absolutely no recognition? - -Manoj Srivastava in <87lln8aqfm.fsf@glaurung.internal.golden-gryphon.com> - -%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% - you could just r00t klecker through [...] and do it yourself heh I think there's a bit in the DMUP about that @@ -345,4 +338,37 @@ Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% - oh no, Ganneff has just corrected my english + I wish they wouldnt leave biscuits out, thats just tempting. Damnit. + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + WARNING 2012-08-27 20:16:19 Got unexpected notice from ChanServ on OFTC: + IrcMsg(prefix="ChanServ!services@services.oftc.net", command="NOTICE", + args=('dak', '[#debian-ftp] "hello, have you tried rebooting? Didn\'t + work? Have you tried ignoring it?"')). + hihi + actually, we could patch that notice to be "Have you tried to turn it off and on again", a-la-IT-Crowd + yeah well, but we dont want them to turn the archive off and on again + thats MY job, damn you. + i turn off cron + and forget to turn it back on + me mine my job + may I call you Roy then? + may i kick you? + im not a geek. im married and have a son. nono geek no. + +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% + + Hi, http://ftp-master.debian.org/deferred.html is a bit outated + yes, DktrKranz broke the code. + nope + it's dak's fault! + never ever. + must be you + bad dak + rule 1: dak is never at fault. + rule 2: ftpmasters are always right. may cancel rule 1. + rule 3: see above. + The bot is innocent! + rule 0: there are no rules! +* DktrKranz hides