ashley - display the contents of a .katie file
alyson - sync's the ISC-style configuration file with the SQL DB
andrea - looks for fixable descrepancies between stable and unstable
catherine - poolifies packages; i.e. moves them from legacy dists/ locations into the pool
charisma - generates Maintainers files used by e.g. the Debian BTS
claire - generates compatability symlink tree for legacy dists/ locations
fernanda - checker script for new packages in incoming 
halle - removes obsolete .changes files from proposed-updates
heidi - manipulates suite tags; i.e. removes/adds packages from any given suite
jenna - generates lists of files in suites which are then fed to apt-ftparchive
jennifer - processes packages in incoming
jeri - basic dependency checking for proposed-updates
julia - Sync PostgreSQL users with (LDAP-generated) passwd file
katie - installs packages into the pool
lisa - processes NEW and BYHAND packages
madison - shows which suites a binary package is in
melanie - archive maintenance tool; removes packages from the distribution
natalie - manpiulates override entries
neve - populates the SQL database
rene - check for obsolete or duplicated binary packages and duplicate source packages
rhona - cleans old packages out of the pool and the database
saffron - stats pr0n generator
shania - cleans cruft from incoming
tea - sanity checks the database
ziyi - creates Release files

With apologies to Ashley Judd, Alyson Hannigan, Andrea Corr, Catherine
 Zeta Jones, Charisma Carpenter, Claire Forlani, Fernanda Tervares,
 Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, Jenna Elfman, Jennifer Lopez, Jeri Ryan,
 Julia Roberts, Katie Holmes, Lisa Falkner, Madison Michele, Melanie
 Sykes, Natalie Portman, Neve Campbell, Rene O'Connor, Rhona Mitra,
 Saffron Burrows, Shania Twain, Tea Leoni and Ziyi Zhang.

Possible Future Candidates:
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Billie (Piper)
Cameron (Diaz)
Elisabeth (Shue)
Eliza (Dushku)
Gail (Porter)
Heather (Graham)
Jewel (Kilcher)
Kari (Wuhrer)
Kelly (Brook)
Kim (Smith)
Lucy (Liu)
Michelle (Hunziker)
Rebecca (Romijn-Stamos)
Rose (McGowan)
Salma (Hayek)
Sophie (Marceau)
Tara (Reid)
Teri (Hatcher)
Tiffani (Amber Thiesen)
Virgine (Leoyden)

Already Used Elsewhere:
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Christina (Aguilera)	[lene]
Emily (Mortimer)	[lene]
Lene (Nystrom)		[lene]
Lonneke (Engel)		[lene]
Louise (Nurding)	[lene]

Michelle (Yeoh)		[joey]
Britney (Spears)	[aj]
Sandra (Bullock)	[neuro]
Courtney (Cox)		[neuro]